The Satisfyer Men 2.0 is my first sex toy, and I am glad that I purchased it. My decision to purchase a toy came about while I was watching a Devin Lytle video - she had a giveaway with Bellesa Boutique that sparked my interest. After signing up and perusing the website for a bit, I landed on the Satisfyer. I liked the price before discount ($49), the description of the device, and the reviews on the Bellesa Boutique website (4.53/5 stars with 73 reviews), and so I went for it.
Despite being marketed towards men, it would be more accurate to say that this is a device for those who have penises. This product is a simple penis masturbator - you take off the lid, revealing what vaguely looks like a vulva, apply lubricant (do not use this without lube - I stuck my finger in as a test, and it was uncomfortable; a penis likely would feel worse), and stick a penis into the opening. No batteries or electricity - just hand action.
Bellesa Boutique was very discrete - the bank statement used a pseudonym, and the return address on the packaging used the facility where it was shipped from. No indication of where the product was from or what it was. If that’s something that is important to you, this should be good - it’s not particularly important to me, however (I don’t care if people find out that I purchased a sex toy), but I still appreciate the effort.
The product box itself had a hygienic seal on it, which was a plus for me. It is comforting to know that contaminants that may harm me are not being included in my toy. This is also one of the reasons why one should not purchase sex toys off of Amazon or other dropshipping sites - devices from such places aren’t always body safe. Here are some articles about it from LifeHacker, Medium, and Refinery29.
With the Satisfyer were the manuals. The manuals were simple, and I am a chronic overthinker, and so I went online for more in-depth cleaning instructions before my first use. Peachy Vibes, fortunately, had step-by-step instructions on how to clean the Satisfyer, which made more sense than what was in the manuals. The actual cleaning process was very simple - I just thought about it too hard. Once I took it apart, cleaned it, and put it back together, it was ready to be used.
The device itself is very durable; the casing is a solid hard plastic, and the silicone sleeve is stretchy and holds its form well. It’s also very easy to use - there is a slider at the top to let you regulate pressure and suction, and it is manually powered (no batteries needed). Cleaning, as I said, is also very easy - just unscrew the bottom, take off the cap, remove the silicone sleeve, wash and dry both, and reassemble.
The downside of this product is that it is somewhat large - it has an advertised width of 3.7in (9.4cm), which mathematically gives it a circumference of 11.62in (29.5cm) (I didn’t measure the circumference - I just did the math). It is easy to grip if you have large hands, but if you have smaller hands, you may need to use both of them or have someone help you use it. I have an easy enough time gripping it, but my arms get tired from using it (which means I need to exercise more - I now have a goal for arm strength/stamina).
Ultimately, using it was an absolute pleasure. It felt almost real; the silicone (when lubricated) feels like a vagina, and the sensation when using it is soft and lifelike. The next day, the best description that I could immediately come up with for it was “game changer”. I wish that I had discovered this years ago.
Questions answered:
How effective was it for you?
Very.
Does it require batteries/is it electric?
Nope! 100% manually operated.
After using it, would you align with the robots against your fellow meatbags?
This is a great masturbator, and it feels wonderful, but it is not a replacement for the intimacy of touching a physical partner.
How do I rate this?
On a scale of 1 - 10:
Enjoyment: 10
Monetary Value: 10
Ease of Use: 10
Ease of Cleaning: 10
Overall rating: 10/10, would recommend
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